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(submitted by Jewelcast)

(Some time later, Harry, Sid and the thugs are seated at the compartment table, which is now covered in cards, coins and other tools of the trade.)

Sid: (pulling a string of knotted hankerchiefs from his sleeve) ..but as you can see, a magician is always ready for any emergency!

Thug 2: Bunny.
Thug 1: Yer, do the one with the bunny and the ‘at!

Sid: (shaking his hat out to demonstrate the lack of rabbit) Sorry gentlemen, they confiscated my rabbit at the station, he neglected to buy his own ticket!

Thug 2: (frowning) No bunny?
Sid: Ahah, yes.. well, I’m afraid I’m rather out of.. spells right now, but I’m sure I could do some sort of encore later, if you allow us to go and-

Thug 2: (slams his fist down on the table, brandishing a gun with the other hand) Make bunny.

Webcomic Transcript AuthorsKate, KateWebcomic Transcript Languages

(submitted by Jewelcast)

(Some time later, Harry, Sid and the thugs are seated at the compartment table, which is now covered in cards, coins and other tools of the trade.)

Sid: (pulling a string of knotted hankerchiefs from his sleeve) ..but as you can see, a magician is always ready for any emergency!

Thug 2: Bunny.
Thug 1: Yer, do the one with the bunny and the ‘at!

Sid: (shaking his hat out to demonstrate the lack of rabbit) Sorry gentlemen, they confiscated my rabbit at the station, he neglected to buy his own ticket!

Thug 2: (frowning) No bunny?
Sid: Ahah, yes.. well, I’m afraid I’m rather out of.. spells right now, but I’m sure I could do some sort of encore later, if you allow us to go and-

Thug 2: (slams his fist down on the table, brandishing a gun with the other hand) Make bunny.

Webcomic Transcript AuthorsKate, KateWebcomic Transcript Languages
  • balthazar

    Now they’ve done it. They asked the wizard to do some real magic without knowing what he’s doing. Ka-boom time, anyone?

  • balthazar

    Now they’ve done it. They asked the wizard to do some real magic without knowing what he’s doing. Ka-boom time, anyone?

  • Bunnies are serious business I see….

  • wanderingdreamer

    Bunnies are serious business I see….

  • Me-me

    Certainly sir. You see when a father bunny and a mother bunny love each other very much… or are just bored, really…

  • Me-me

    Certainly sir. You see when a father bunny and a mother bunny love each other very much… or are just bored, really…

  • Danzier Lea

    “Oh, I have the recipe right here: Welsh Rabbit–oh, but I’ll need a chafing dish.” :D

  • Danzier Lea

    “Oh, I have the recipe right here: Welsh Rabbit–oh, but I’ll need a chafing dish.” :D

  • XartaX

    Welp, she doesn’t look bothered, at least.

    • Thayne Bohman

      She can’t be bothered by the magic show.  She’s obviously staring at where her gun is, trying to figure out how to get to it.

  • XartaX

    Welp, she doesn’t look bothered, at least.

    • Thayne Bohman

      She can’t be bothered by the magic show.  She’s obviously staring at where her gun is, trying to figure out how to get to it.

  • X X

    Welll… you’d better make a bunny!

  • X X

    Welll… you’d better make a bunny!

  • The former king of thieves can’t even afford decent goons?

    • Nonesuch

      Well, they’ve managed not to shoot themselves or each other, and despite the delay they have also not let the targets walk off. So far, they’re not doing as badly as some henchmen.

    • A passer-by

      No-Monocle might be a doltish thug, but a doltish thug just happens to be a very good blunt instrument when one needs a mugging done instead of something more delicate. Macavity likely assumed that Well-Groomed would have brains enough for this task.

  • The former king of thieves can’t even afford decent goons?

    • Nonesuch

      Well, they’ve managed not to shoot themselves or each other, and despite the delay they have also not let the targets walk off. So far, they’re not doing as badly as some henchmen.

    • A passer-by

      No-Monocle might be a doltish thug, but a doltish thug just happens to be a very good blunt instrument when one needs a mugging done instead of something more delicate. Macavity likely assumed that Well-Groomed would have brains enough for this task.

  • Nonesuch

    Now, now, Lancelot. As a prospective professional entertainer you should know already: “Always give the audience what they want.”

  • Nonesuch

    Now, now, Lancelot. As a prospective professional entertainer you should know already: “Always give the audience what they want.”

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