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  • Michael Brewer

    And now I’m imagining the Hotel Scene from Ghostbusters.

    • MoonicaMusing


  • Darkoneko Hellsing

    Oh Wolfe…

  • The Wing

    Why did you say that, Heinrich? Just, why. At least now we know nothing good is heading their way.

  • Lleyn

    Oh, bless your innocence, Wolfe!

  • (cue lightning)

  • Hans Rancke

    It’s as if he had no knowledge of the Law of Narrative Causality whatsoever.

  • The_One_Guy

    You know, a tendency to fail at what you do is probably one of the best defenses against Envy’s power you can have; he won’t want your ability!

  • Sanjay Merchant

    “We will endeavor to break less expensive items next time” might just have supplanted my favorite Order of the Stick quote. :-D

    • Ailinu

      Which quote was that?

      • Sanjay Merchant

        When they first visit the Oracle:

        Guardian: Are you ready then?
        Roy: No, but I don’t see the passage of time improving the situation.

        • Silly Zealot

          Cartoonists make some of the wittiest quotes.

  • Totally Innocent Passerby

    I’m guessing this malform didn’t want to be dismissed right away like some of them.

  • JWLM

    What could possibly go wrong? They’re a great team; their talents complement each other…what do you think, some Deadly is going to come in and steal them? Yeah, right.

  • Ike

    The government doesn’t invent or incur fees and charges for those breaking the law, and doesn’t go out of it’s way to bureaucratically increase these fees and charges to overmatch any damages? Buggerups are *illegal*.

    • Me-me

      They’re not the government. They’re an organisation commissioned by the government. The difference is in allotted powers and legislation.

      • =Tamar

        Are they still commissioned by the government? Or have they gone free-lance?

        • David Argall

          All sorts of possibilities. Depending on your pull, they could have a real soft deal where they take all the income and the taxpayers get all the bills, or the reverse. Thackerey has not impressed with his skills at contracts and bargaining. So there is a real chance the heroes are getting the short end of the stick.

    • billydaking

      Based on the exchange in the last storyline, it sounds like they’ve gone freelance, so they’d be responsible for any damage caused by their work.

  • Well, Ben should’ve made them sign a waiver about catching the Malform. If it’s freaking SWIFTNESS, then there’s going to be damage. It’s just a matter about how much and how quickly you can catch a malform that’s based on SPEED.

  • svartalf

    Wolfe, Wolfe…never *EVER* say something like that.

    Now, something wicked this way comes for certain…

    • svartalf

      (But then, we know something wicked this way comes…)

  • SayMrrp


  • I honestly had almost the exact same thought as what’s in the author’s notes for this page before I read it.

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