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March 14th, 2012

March 14th, 2012 published on 17 Comments on March 14th, 2012

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I don’t think she likes you too much, Mal.

Thanks so much to all of the guest artists, I’ll be moving their stuff to the fanart section tonight, and adding in a few extra pictures that we unfortunately didn’t have time for. I’d also like to say thanks to everyone who’s linked or spread word about the comic in some way, you are all wonderful people and you’re helping the comic so much! Thank you!

Transcripts

Barber: Name.
Mal: Ah, ye already know that, Captain!
Barber: Just give your damn name, it’s for the records.
Mal: Well, if it’s for the records..
Jack O’Malley.

Barber: Residence?
Mal: What’s the posh way to say homeless…? No fixed bode?
Barber: Abode. Occupation?

Mal: If I had one of them, I’d have an a bode.
Barber: I wouldn’t be making jokes if I were you.

Barber: You’ve been arrested for vagrancy, causing an affray, assault, and unlicensed use of magic. Somehow I doubt you have the money to pay your fines.

Barber: Debtors go to prison, O’Malley. Or to the gibbet.
Mal: Tell me about option C, then.

Barber: What makes you think there is one?
Mal: Well, I’d be away on a very long or very short trip already, if it weren’t the case, ey?
So, what’s option C?

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  • Andy Goldman

    All right, a new chapter. Thanks for this comic!

  • All right, a new chapter. Thanks for this comic!

  • Me-me

    Option C is to work as a stand-up comedian in the police office.

  • Me-me

    Option C is to work as a stand-up comedian in the police office.

  • VirtualOutcast

    Everything about his response in that last panel makes me think of Jack Sparrow. :)

    • Me-me

      _Captain_ Jack Sparrow.

  • VirtualOutcast

    Everything about his response in that last panel makes me think of Jack Sparrow. :)

    • Me-me

      _Captain_ Jack Sparrow.

  • Marvelous TK

    Well, Mal, -I- like you, at least.

  • Marvelous TK

    Well, Mal, -I- like you, at least.

  • Praetor Dragoon

    I like Mal. Hope he stays for more comics :D

  • Praetor Dragoon

    I like Mal. Hope he stays for more comics :D

  • Swagner

    Um… What kind of debts would you need to rack up to get executed? As a guy who recently overdrew his checking account, I find that utterly terrifying.

  • kuku

    Hmm. Might this Captain Nicola be a relation of Harry’s by any chance?

  • sargothwise

    Send him to Australia!

    • elCo

      I remember a case in Tales from the Old Bailey where the convicts (two women if memory serves well) would rather be hanged than transported, out of fear of the long voyage and the murderous natives.

      • Ilmari

        Ironically, it was transported convicts (and ex-convicts, and free settlers) who ended up doing the murdering over here – or so much of most of it as makes no difference.

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